This is what the last scene of the James Cameron Movie “AVATAR” was originally going to be.
Just kidding.
There is no way that James Cameron is in touch with modern culture enough to even know what LOLCAT is.
And I would bet my life he has never visited icanhascheezburger.com
This movie opens worldwide in just 7 days (at the time of posting this), and there are already many mixed reviews about it.
Some are not giving it much of a chance, and others feel this will be the “Gone with the wind” of Sci-Fi feature films.
I believe it may end up being this generations “Dances with wolves”, but in space.
Who knows. Only time will tell.
All I know is that James Cameron is on my shit list.
Yes, that’s right – I have a beef with James Cameron.
Why?, I hear you ask. Well, there are many reasons, but the main ones are:
- Titanic was about 2 hours too long.
- The Abyss was 30 mins too long.
- The “special preview screenings” he organised to promote Avatar showed nothing more than I could see in trailers online, at the time. (I won tickets to one of these screenings and spent a LOT of time and effort to get there, only to be let down by Cameron once again)
- The 3D in Avatar does not make the graphics better. (Those glasses are annoying and I have seen better CG graphics in computer games)
- The $500 million you used to make this “epic” could have gone to something much better – like cancer research or a campaign to get people worldwide to stop using Internet Explorer 6.
- “Let’s make the aliens look like Giant cat people!”. Wow. I expected better from you, James. Where is the originality there? That idea has been used so many times.
Anyway, there are a few reasons why I have a beef with James Cameron.
I would love to hear about why you love or hate him. Drop some feedback in below.
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I love that you’ve even got a keyboard cat in the background 🙂
i can’t believe there’s a wikipedia entry on fictional cat-like aliens. oh no, wait. i can believe it. that’s even worse.
I love this one. Made me LOL. After I was finished om nom nomming.
I’m gonna go see Avatar. I know his movies are cheesy and long and pointless, but I still love them.
Because they are so long, James Cameron needs to put out a guide of the best time to go to the toilet during his movies. That would make it better.
I saw the preview for this before seeing Christmas Carol. Was not impressed. But then again I though Titanic was overrated.
I also think Titanic was very overrated. And long.
That boat should have sunk much earlier on in the movie….
I too had no idea that the cat theme was so dominate in sci-fi. The thing I already have against this movie is the tie in sluttiness. If a movie is truly that good your audience will spread the word. No need to sell out to McDonalds.
Bhahaha! Why didn’t he make thundercat instead of blue Cat ? i bet that’s a cheaper compared to this one..yet a Profitable ones.. The idea in techs, and dreams about a planet with a soft gravity,the animal there.. The giant tree..the bonding…i hate titanic.. Boring movie..Lucky to have Celine Dion singing the soundtracks for it.. but this one, is like having discovery channel of our own..its a concept.. but for 500 mil.. Dayymn.. his idea has a reasonable price to be shared.. x-)