This is my take on the current controversy around the missing info in the new iOS6 maps app.
My theory is that Apple are actually helping us to thwart an alien invasion and cannot tell us about it yet.
Only time will tell if I am correct…
Weird. I use exactly the same theory when I am deciding what to do in my life…
So far, it has not failed me.
Of course, if I could travel back in time, it would probably only be to tell my younger self to keep my Star Wars figurines and my Steve Austin “Six Million Dollar Man” action figure in their original unopened packaging.
The internet and computers used to be the great divider.
Old versus young.
Age versus experience.
Noobs versus non-noobs.
Mac versus PC.
Kirk versus Picard.
Etc.
But now, thanks to social media, we once again have a platform that can unite us all via a common interest. COMPLAINING.
It is so easy now to bitch about how things are and moan about the good old days. (Sometimes, the “good old days” are as recent as 2001).
So I say we all embrace this. Let’s all complain about everything we can, non-stop.
I believe that we will eventually just run out of complaints and that will usher in a new world order.
Just don’t come complaining to me if I am wrong about that.
I wonder how may cats have been taken to Vets since the 1980’s, with blockages due to being fed lasagne?
This comic was inspired by my wife’s cat, who often watches me as I clean the litter box.
He has this look in his eyes that I am pretty sure equates to him silently laughing at me.
If I could read cat thoughts, I bet he is thinking something along the lines of “Yeah, you may have opposable thumbs, but who is in charge NOW, huh?”
Of course, if I could read cat’s thoughts, I might be able to blow the top off the whole LOL cats conspiracy.
Oops, gotta go now. I have already said too much…