Voiceless

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“The Voice” is a worldwide hit show now.
But I feel it’s focus is far too mainstream in just focussing on singing. That is only one element of performance art.

I am waiting until the TV execs realise that they should be making versions of this show for the more marginalised and obscure artistic styles.
Such as Tap Dancing, Mime, Slam poets, May-Pole dancing or playing the spoons.

If any TV Execs are reading this, I have the treatments for these shows and so many more, all ready to go.
Imagine how rich you will get with TV shows such as:

  • Bashet (pronounced “bash-shay”) – It is Ballet, but in an MMA ring and inclues full contact fighting.
  • Pisso – Get a group of celebrities to drink as much alcohol as they can in a set time, to see who throws up first.
  • Poon Pong – A ping pong tournament, but using ladies from Thailand to serve the balls in the “special” way that only they know how.
  • Bing Ring – Contestants have to find a random image hidden on the internet using Bing. They are only provided clues through morse code, played on church bells.
Gotta go now. I had better sit in front of my emails and wait for the Contract offers to start rolling in…

 

 

 

A sound theory

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Weird. I use exactly the same theory when I am deciding what to do in my life…
So far, it has not failed me.

Of course, if I could travel back in time, it would probably only be to tell my younger self to keep my Star Wars figurines and my Steve Austin “Six Million Dollar Man” action figure in their original unopened packaging.

 

New old ways

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The internet and computers used to be the great divider.

Old versus young.
Age versus experience.
Noobs versus non-noobs.
Mac versus PC.
Kirk versus Picard.
Etc.

But now, thanks to social media, we once again have a platform that can unite us all via a common interest. COMPLAINING.
It is so easy now to bitch about how things are and moan about the good old days. (Sometimes, the “good old days” are as recent as 2001).

So I say we all embrace this. Let’s all complain about everything we can, non-stop.
I believe that we will eventually just run out of complaints and that will usher in a new world order.

Just don’t come complaining to me if I am wrong about that.