Hero Themes

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Aquaman is often called the worst, or most useless, of all the mainstream superheroes.
He is the butt of many jokes in TV Shows & an comic books.
Even the Batman: The Brave & The Bold animated series portrays him as an arrogant buffoon.

I think a big part of the problem is that his PR person went against the idea of creating a theme song for him.
I can see why though. I mean, have you ever tried singing underwater?

The Critic

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Even before he played B.A Baracus in “The A-Team“, it is rumored that Mr T still pitied fools and made sure that Jibba-Jabba never went unchallenged – in a culinary sense.

It is whispered in hushed tones that he preferred non-vegetarian restaurants.
He went to one of these establishments once and ordered a sandwich.
His review was simply “Where’s the meat? This sandwich is full of weeds! I ain’t eatin’ nothing I don’t understand!”
When the owner of the restaurant tried to complain, Mr T said “Don’t Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka!”
And that was the end of that.

I am just waiting for Mr T to come out of retirement and sort out all those fools on “Masterchef”, “Top Chef” or “My Kitchen Rules”.