Medic Alert

Medic Alert

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If you have an accident tomorrow, do you have an “exit strategy” in place?

Have you got a friend or trusted partner that will go and delete all your browser history, so no-one will ever know your secret online shame?
You know what I mean.
All those hours online when you said you were doing important things, and instead you were googling for info about the Kardashians, “researching” government conspiracies or searching for images of cats dressed as ballerinas.

Now don’t go and act like you have never done those things.
After all, they are what the internet was invented for.

The Critic

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Even before he played B.A Baracus in “The A-Team“, it is rumored that Mr T still pitied fools and made sure that Jibba-Jabba never went unchallenged – in a culinary sense.

It is whispered in hushed tones that he preferred non-vegetarian restaurants.
He went to one of these establishments once and ordered a sandwich.
His review was simply “Where’s the meat? This sandwich is full of weeds! I ain’t eatin’ nothing I don’t understand!”
When the owner of the restaurant tried to complain, Mr T said “Don’t Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka!”
And that was the end of that.

I am just waiting for Mr T to come out of retirement and sort out all those fools on “Masterchef”, “Top Chef” or “My Kitchen Rules”.