Luigi is so lonely.
He is never the winner.
Always being over-shadowed by his brother Mario.
Never getting the girl.
Never winning a kingdom.
And Link was just…. there and they had SOOO much in common.
They both like green.
They both, um, well…. Look, probably lots of things I can’t think of, OK?
And in the right light, through the bottom of a beer bottle, Link does look kinda like a girl.