The Fail Whales Vet Checkup

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Poor old FailWhale!

At least now, he can explain the rash on his back and show the doctors certificate to prove it.
But explaining to his friends, why he has rope burns across his belly is always going to be difficult…..

Why Crocodiles don’t use twitter

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One day, my 4yr old son was explaining to me that since Crocodiles have really short arms, they can’t play computer games or do martial arts.

I guess that is also why we don’t see more of them on twitter or facebook….

I also made another cartoon based on this same conversation, which you can see on flickr.

BrailleWhale – FailWhales lesser known cousin

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I’ll bet you that FailWhale just pretends that BrailleWhale is not even related when they bump into each other in the vast ocean expanses.

He is probably far too busy floating around in his pretentious bird powered “tweet-net” to remember the little people or where he came from……..